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Mmmmm. [Feb. 15th, 2006|07:41 am]
[mood | hungry]

There is not enough banana yoghurt in the world to satisfy my apetite. The woman cannot shovel it in fast enough. Someone should have told me about this stuff sooner.
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(no subject) [Jan. 21st, 2006|10:34 am]
Today I had an enjoyable time waking The Keepers at an early hour and demanding my usual copious amounts of food. I plan on keeping this up for the rest of the day. I will be successful as they always give in to fear.

Later I will lull them into a false sense of security with feigned cooperativeness and then unleash the poo.
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